Okay, so about that yellow aura thing? Wild ride figuring this out. Started when my neighbor Brenda pointed at me last Tuesday like I’d glow-sticked myself. She’s all, “Girl, your vibes are YELLOW!” Had zero clue what that meant. So I dug in.
How I Even Got Here
First I grabbed Brenda’s dusty aura book – felt like lifting a brick. Skimmed chapters til my eyes crossed. Yellow aura folks, apparently? Big brain energy. Thinkers. Like, always chewing on ideas. Also said they stress-eat when overwhelmed. glances guiltily at empty chip bag Yeah, relatable.
What I Actually Did
Didn’t just read tho. Tested this junk myself:
- Tried the mirror trick: Woke up pre-dawn (ugh), dimmed lights, stared at my fuzzy reflection til I saw double. Didn’t see yellow. Saw regrets about waking up.
- Dragged friends into it: Made Dave stand against my white wall at sunset. Squinted til I convinced myself his shoulder looked… chartreuse-ish? Probably just bad lighting.
- Wore all white for three days: Felt like a walking tissue box. Spilled coffee twice. Zero aura sightings. Just annoyed coworkers.
The “Oh-Huh” Moment
Gave up seeing colors. Focused on meaning instead. Journaled a week about when I feel most “me”.
Turned out:
- I grind puzzles for fun. Crosswords? Sudoku? Yes please.
- Overthink grocery lists like it’s rocket science.
- Totally curl up with books and pretzels when my job gets wild.
Then it clicked. Yellow aura ain’t about literally seeing pee-colored fog. It’s about how your brain works. The signs lined up like traffic cones.
So Why Might YOURS Be Yellow?
If this resonates? Probably means your head’s always buzzing:
- Analyzing everything (why DID that barista use blue sprinkles?)
- Craving puzzles, strategy games, weird documentaries.
- Getting jittery when stuck doing mundane crap.
- Snack attacks hitting HARD during crunch time.
Brenda was kinda right. My vibe IS yellow – not ’cause I radiate banana light, but ’cause my brain’s forever revving. Worth chasing? Heck yes. But lemme warn ya: stock extra pretzels first.
