Okay, so, I saw this question online – how to make yourself horny. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? Sometimes you just wanna get in the mood, but your body’s not cooperating. So, I did a little experiment, and I’m gonna share my, uh, findings.

First, I tried setting the mood. You know, like they do in the movies. I lit some candles. Just some regular ones I had lying around, nothing fancy. The flickering light did create a kinda chill vibe. Then, I put on some music. Nothing too crazy, just some slow jams I found on a playlist. I even put on some perfume, made me feel a little more dressed up even though I was just in my comfy clothes.
- Dimmed the lights
- Candles – check
- Slow jams – check
Then, I thought about my diet. I remembered reading somewhere that certain foods can boost your libido. So, I snacked on some dark chocolate. I also had a handful of almonds. I don’t know if it was the food or just the idea of it, but I started feeling a little something.
- Snacked on dark chocolate.
- Had some almonds, too.
Next, I decided to get my body moving. I did some light stretching, just to get the blood flowing. Nothing too intense, just enough to loosen up a bit. After that, I did some self-massage, and it felt pretty good, not gonna lie. I focused on my shoulders and neck, where I hold a lot of tension. I’m not gonna lie, it really helped me to relax.
Then, the main part. I started to touch myself. I used some lubricant to make it more comfortable. I explored my body, paid attention to what felt good. I just went with the flow and didn’t overthink it. I focused on my breath, tried to stay present. And, well, it worked. I definitely got there.
My Takeaways
So, yeah, that’s what I did. It wasn’t some magical formula, just a bunch of small things that added up. For me, the biggest thing was relaxing and getting out of my head. Once I stopped overthinking, it was much easier to just enjoy the sensations.

Everyone’s different, so what worked for me might not work for you. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? Just remember to be patient with yourself and have fun with it. That’s the whole point, after all.