Okay, so I decided to dive into planning a virtual trip to Equatorial Guinea. Never been there, probably never will go there, but hey, that’s what the internet is for, right? I started by just googling “equatorial guinea tourist attractions.” Pretty basic, I know.

First Hit: Some travel blog talking about Malabo, the capital. Said it had this cathedral and a presidential palace. Looked kinda…blah. I mean, cathedrals are cathedrals, you know? Didn’t really grab me.
Kept Digging: Found something about Bioko Island. Apparently, it’s volcanic and has black sand beaches. Okay, that sounded a little more interesting. Black sand is cool. Started looking for pictures of the beaches. Some were decent, some were clearly taken with a potato.
Then I stumbled on Monte Alen National Park: This seemed like the real deal. Lush rainforest, waterfalls, gorillas, chimpanzees… I was like, “Alright, now we’re talking!” I spent a good hour just looking at pictures and videos of the park. Seriously considered booking a virtual guided tour (if such a thing existed!).
Next Up: Elobey Grande and Elobey Chico Islands: Two tiny islands off the coast. Apparently, they were once Spanish colonial outposts. Not a ton of info about them, but the idea of exploring these remote, forgotten places had a certain appeal. Imagined myself as some intrepid explorer, even if it was just from my couch.
- The Process:
- Started with a broad search: “equatorial guinea tourist attractions.”
- Skimmed multiple travel blogs and websites.
- Focused on locations with visual appeal (pictures, videos).
- Cross-referenced information to get a better understanding.
The “Ah-Ha!” Moment: Realized Equatorial Guinea isn’t your typical tourist destination. It’s off the beaten path, and that’s what makes it interesting. It’s not about fancy resorts and predictable sights; it’s about raw nature and a glimpse into a different world.

Lessons Learned:
Don’t judge a book by its cover (or its capital city): Malabo didn’t wow me, but the rest of the country had hidden gems.
Nature is King: The national park was the clear winner. If I ever did go, that’s where I’d spend most of my time.
Virtual Travel is a Good Time Killer: Seriously, I killed like three hours just planning this imaginary trip. Beats scrolling through social media, that’s for sure.
Finally: I made a list of “must-sees” for my future (maybe) trip: Monte Alen National Park, Bioko Island’s black sand beaches, and a quick (virtual) peek at Elobey Grande and Chico. It was actually kinda fun! Now, where to next?