Okay, so I’ve been seeing this “chopan kabob” thing all over my food blogs and decided, “Why not give it a shot?” I’m no chef, but I do love a good kitchen adventure.

Getting Started
First things first, I googled a bunch of recipes. Honestly, they were all a bit different, some with ingredients I’d never even heard of. I ended up picking one that seemed, you know, doable. It called for lamb, which is awesome, ’cause I love lamb.
The Prep Work
The recipe said to use lamb shoulder, but my local grocery store only had leg of lamb. I figured, “Eh, close enough,” and grabbed that. Then came the chopping – dicing the lamb into bite-sized pieces. My knife skills aren’t exactly top-notch, so this took a bit longer than I expected. Let’s just say some pieces were… more bite-sized than others.
Next up, the marinade! This is where the magic happens, right? I threw together a mix of:
- Onion: Sliced it up, trying not to cry too much.
- Garlic: Minced it – well, more like smashed it – with the side of my knife.
- Spices: Cumin, coriander, paprika, a pinch of turmeric (for that color!), and some black pepper.
- Oil: olive oil.
- yogurt:I chose it.
I dumped all that into a big bowl with the lamb and gave it a good massage. Yep, you heard me, a meat massage. Gotta get those flavors all up in there!
The Waiting Game
Now, the hard part – waiting. The recipe said to marinate for at least 4 hours, or even better, overnight. I managed to hold out for about 5 hours before my stomach started rumbling like a monster truck rally. Patience is not my strong suit.

Fire Up the Grill! (Or, You Know, the Stove)
Ideally, you’d cook these kabobs on a grill. But, I live in an apartment, and my “grill” is basically a stovetop grill pan. So, that’s what I used. I threaded the lamb onto some metal skewers I had lying around, making sure not to overcrowd them.
I cranked up the heat on my stovetop and slapped those skewers onto the grill pan. The sizzling sound was instantly gratifying. I cooked them for about, I dunno, 5-7 minutes per side? I just kept flipping them until they looked nicely browned and cooked through. I definitely poked a few pieces with a fork to make sure they weren’t raw in the middle. Safety first!
The Taste Test
I pulled the kabobs off the heat, and man, they smelled amazing. I served them up with some rice and a quick salad. My taste? Pretty darn good! The lamb was tender and flavorful, with a nice little char from the “grill.” The marinade really did its job.
Would I make it again? For sure! It was a bit of work, especially the chopping, but totally worth it. Next time, though, I might try to find a butcher who can do the dicing for me. Or maybe invest in a real grill…