Okay, so, “large female feet.” It’s a thing, right? I mean, I’ve always had big feet. Always. Like, bigger-than-all-my-friends big. Shoe shopping? Forget about it. Cute strappy sandals? Nope. Finding anything stylish in my size was like searching for...
Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you requested, focusing on the topic “gay chinese daddies” and mimicking the example’s conversational and somewhat rambling tone:
Alright, so this whole thing started, like, totally randomly. I...
Okay, so I wanted to get a really cool shot of the Vista Bridge in Portland, Oregon. I’ve seen some amazing pictures of it online, and I was determined to get my own.
First, I looked up the bridge’s actual...
Okay, so the title is “fuck your father in Vietnamese,” right? Let’s get this straight, I’m not here to actually, you know, go around insulting people’s dads. This is more like…a linguistic experiment. A “how would you even do...
Alright, so I wanted to mess around with generating some pictures of the Wicked Witch of the West. You know, the classic one from The Wizard of Oz. I’ve always thought she was such a cool, iconic villain, so...
Okay, so I’ve been seeing this “masseur stories” thing pop up, and I figured, why not give it a shot? I’m no professional, just someone who likes to, you know, try things.
First things first, I needed a willing participant....
Okay, so today I decided to dive into something a little different – “models feet.” Yeah, you read that right. It started with me just being curious, honestly. I saw some stuff online and thought, “Why not give it...
Okay, so I saw this thing trending online about “Jenisha Watts husband” and, like everyone else, I got curious. Who is this guy? So I decided to do a little digging of my own. Here’s how it went down:
First,...
Okay, so today I decided to mess around with creating a character, and I went with “old man john hells angel”. Let’s see how it went.
First, I started by brainstorming. What does an “old man John” who’s also a...
Okay, so I’ve been thinking about getting a San Judas Tadeo tattoo for a while now. He’s the patron saint of lost causes, and, well, sometimes I feel like a bit of a lost cause myself. Plus, I just...
