Okay, folks, let’s talk about camping… and sex. Yeah, you read that right. It’s a thing, and my partner and I decided to give it a shot.
First off, we picked our spot carefully. We’re not exhibitionists, so we went for a secluded campsite, far away from the main trails. We drove out to this state park that’s a couple of hours away, found a spot tucked back in the woods, and set up our tent.
Getting Ready
Privacy was key. We made sure the tent was fully zipped, and we even draped a blanket over the top for extra measure. It was still daylight, so we wanted to be discreet. We laid down our sleeping bags, unpacked some snacks, and just chilled for a bit, listening to the birds and, you know, getting in the mood.
- Tent: Big enough for two, obviously.
- Sleeping bags: We zipped ours together to make a double. Cozy!
- Blanket: For extra privacy and warmth.
- Pillows: Because comfort is important, even in the woods.
- Lube: Don’t forget the essentials!
The Main Event
It had to be a team effort, there was not much space to move, the air cushion was very bouncy, my partner had to hold me tight, and I had to move slowly and rhythmically, at the same time I had to hold my partner’s waist tightly with my legs,
and my other foot was bracing against the ground.
When the climax came, I had to hold my mouth shut, after all, it was in the wilderness and not at home,
The Aftermath
Afterward, we just laid there, catching our breath and listening to the sounds of the forest. It was pretty magical, actually. We cleaned ourselves up with some baby wipes (another essential!), got dressed, and crawled out of the tent to enjoy the sunset.
Honestly, it was a lot of fun. A little awkward, maybe, but definitely memorable. Would we do it again? Hell yeah. But maybe next time we’ll bring a bigger tent.
