Okay, so, let me tell you about this wild ride I went on trying to, uh, finish without using my hands. Yeah, you heard that right. Hands-free. It’s a thing, apparently. I was bored one day and it gets my interest.
First off, I did what any normal person would do – I hit up the internet. I was not just looking this stuff up on my phone, and there were some people talking about how to do it. They mentioned some weird techniques, like grinding, it’s like dancing with the bed, but it doesn’t look good. Then I tried to find some videos to see how the fuck other people did this. I found some videos about it but most of them are not real.
So, I tried this grinding thing. I basically just humped the bed, and it felt weird. I mean, it was something, but not exactly mind-blowing. I tried to move my body faster, but nothing changed. I almost gave up but I tried a bit harder for a few minutes. It was definitely not working for me.
Then I remembered something about showerheads. I hopped in the shower and tried to get the water pressure just right. I went from cold water to hot water to find the best temperature for me. Then I focused on the water pressure. After several adjustments, I successfully achieved the perfect combination. It was not easy to find the right angle and position. I can’t explain the detail here but I did spend some time on it.
- The Showerhead Saga: I spent a good amount of time messing with the showerhead, trying to find the right angle and pressure. It was like trying to solve a damn puzzle. I was getting myself wet and wanted to move on to the next step.
- Positioning: So, I read somewhere that positions like missionary or riding could be tweaked. I tried some minor changes, but it wasn’t doing much. I think I wasn’t creative enough. But still, I can feel something different. It’s not too bad.
Honestly, it was more work than I expected. I mean, I eventually got there a few times, but it wasn’t the amazing experience some people online make it out to be. But the water pressure, if you can set up correctly, it’s a nice choice. It’s like hard work, and you need to figure out how to do it, and then it’s done.
Conclusion
So, would I recommend this hands-free adventure? I don’t know, maybe. It’s definitely something different. If you’re curious and have some time to kill, sure, go for it. But don’t expect miracles. It’s more of a “been there, done that” kind of thing. And hey, at least I got a good story out of it, right?
