Okay, here’s my attempt at capturing the experience in a blog-post style, following all your instructions:

So, yesterday, I decided to give this “energy orgasm” thing a shot. I’d heard whispers about it, seen some stuff online, and my curiosity was, well, piqued. I cleared my schedule, made sure the house was empty, and basically set the stage for some serious self-exploration.
I started by getting comfortable. Like, really comfortable. Fluffy pillows, soft blanket, the works. I even lit a couple of those scented candles that are supposed to be “relaxing” – lavender, I think. Then I put on some ambient music, the kind with no words, just, you know, vibes.
The Build-Up
I started with some deep breathing. Inhaling slowly, holding it, exhaling even slower. I focused on the feeling of my breath moving in and out, trying to clear my mind of all the usual junk – work, bills, that weird stain on the carpet. You get the picture.
Next, I started to, um, engage with myself. Slow, deliberate movements, paying attention to every little sensation. It wasn’t about rushing to the finish line; it was about the journey, the exploration of my own body and how it responded to touch.
- Focused touch.
- Not hurrying.
- Exploring the feelings.
I kept focusing on my breathing, letting the sensations build gradually. It was like a slow simmer, a gentle wave that started to wash over me. There were moments where I felt like I was on the edge of something, and then it would recede, only to come back stronger.

The Peak
The “orgasm” part, when it came, wasn’t like a typical orgasm at all. It was… bigger. More expansive. It felt like it started in my core and radiated outwards, tingling all the way to my fingertips and toes. It wasn’t just physical; it was like my whole being was vibrating with energy. I rode that wave, letting it wash over me again and again.
I breathed it out, and the feeling continued. The time was long.
The Afterglow
Afterwards, I just lay there, basking in the afterglow. I felt incredibly relaxed, energized, and, honestly, kind of blissful. It was like I’d hit the reset button on my entire system. I felt more connected to myself, more present, and just… good. Like, really good. I am so happy about this experience.
Will I do it again? Absolutely. It was a powerful experience, and I’m curious to see how it evolves with practice. If you’re open to it, I definitely recommend giving it a try. Just remember to go slow, be present, and enjoy the ride.