Okay, so I saw this question floating around – “how often do guys fap?” – and I got curious. I mean, it’s one of those things everyone thinks about but nobody really talks about, right? So, I decided to do a little, uh, personal research. Totally anonymously, of course.
First, I tried just straight-up asking some of my buddies. Big mistake. Got a lot of awkward laughs and “none of your business” responses. Lesson learned: direct approach? Not the way to go.
Next, I tried an anonymous online poll. I created a poll, and shared it on some forums and groups, making double sure everyone knew it was 100% anonymous. I figured people would be more honest if they knew their names weren’t attached.
- Setting up the poll: I used one of the free online poll sites. Pretty simple, just typed in the question and some multiple-choice answers.
- Choosing the answer options: This was the tricky part. I wanted a good range, so I went with:
- Multiple times a day
- Once a day
- A few times a week
- Once a week
- A few times a month
- Rarely/Never
- Sharing the poll: I posted the poll on various places, emphasizing the anonymous nature.
- Waiting for the responses: This was the hardest. Refreshing the page every five minutes, watching the numbers slowly creep up.
The results were all over the place! Seriously, no clear pattern. Some guys were saying multiple times a day, others were saying once a month. It was a complete mixed bag.
I tried to look for patterns, thinking maybe age would be a factor. But it was not. It was not very simple to determine a conclusion.
My Conclusion?
There’s no “normal.” It’s all individual. It’s like asking how often people eat pizza – everyone’s different! As long as it’s not interfering with your life or relationships, it’s all good. My little experiment didn’t give me a magic number, but it did confirm what I kinda already suspected: everyone’s on their own schedule.
