So, the other day I was messing around with this “male airport” idea, just for fun, you know? I started by, like, brainstorming what that even means. Is it an airport with, I don’t know, only male staff? Or maybe an airport shaped like a dude? It sounded silly, but I was curious.

First, I doodled some rough sketches on a piece of paper. Nothing fancy, just stick figures and boxy airplanes. It felt kinda dumb, but hey, gotta start somewhere, right?
Then, I opened up my old city-building game – you know, the one where you design and manage your own metropolis. I figured I could try to build something that resembled a “male airport” in there, just to see how it might look.
Building the ‘Manport’
- I started with the runways. I thought, maybe I could arrange them in a… uh… specific shape? It was harder than I thought!
- Next, I added the terminals. I made them extra blocky and, I guess, “masculine”? I don’t even know what that means in airport terms.
- I placed some hangars and control towers. Tried to make them look, you know, strong and sturdy. I was basically just winging it.
Honestly, the whole thing looked ridiculous. It was just a regular airport, but with some weirdly placed runways. I even tried to add some “muscle” shaped buildings, but that was even more disastrous.
I spent a good hour on this, and in the end, I just scrapped the whole thing. It was a fun little experiment, but it didn’t really go anywhere. I guess some ideas are just better left unexplored. At least I got a good laugh out of it, though!