How I Stumbled Upon This Pink Aura Thing
So last month, I kept waking up feeling like a dumpster fire – totally drained even after sleeping 8 hours. My buddy Dave, who’s into weird spiritual stuff, told me: “Bro, your energy’s all wrong. Try messing with aura colors.” Was ready to laugh in his face till he said pink could fix two big headaches: my nonexistent dating life and crappy sleep. Figured whatever, worth a shot since nothing else worked.
My Awkward First Attempts
Googled “how to make pink aura” – sounded like total nonsense at first. Started simple: wore my ugly salmon t-shirt for 3 days straight. Got roasted by coworkers but pushed through. At home, slapped pink sticky notes everywhere – bathroom mirror, coffee maker, even my PS5 controller. Wrote “love vibes only” on one like a complete dork.
Real breakthrough came during shower time. Tried this visualization thing: shut my eyes while shampooing, pretending pink smoke oozed from my chest. First couple tries felt like bad theater improv. Messed up hard on Wednesday – visualized too hard while shaving and nicked my chin. Made a mental note: no aura work near sharp objects.
Daily Routine Adjustments
- Morning: Chugged water from my stupid pink mug instead of chugging coffee right away.
- After lunch: Walked 15 minutes staring at trees – pink flowers got extra attention.
- Evenings: Swapped doomscrolling news for scrolling photos of coral reefs (helluva lotta pink fish)
Stopped watching horror movies before bed too – figured murder scenes clashed with the whole “love energy” concept. Test results:
- Week 1: Felt like a flake. Only change? Pink sticky notes falling everywhere.
- Week 2: Noticeably slept through alarms twice, which never happens. Freaky.
The Weird Stuff That Actually Worked
Started seeing pink where it wasn’t? Like that Tuesday at Whole Foods when swear to god, potatoes looked kinda rosy. Got bolder – wore pink socks to a job interview. Nailed it and got the offer, still dunno if confidence boost came from socks or actual skills.
Here’s the kicker: My perpetually single neighbor Jen asked me to grab coffee outta nowhere. Been living beside her 3 years – she’d never even waved before. We’ve dated twice this month, and she mentioned she “suddenly felt drawn” to my apartment hallway pink lightbulb I installed as an aura experiment. Coincidence? Maybe. But I’m buying more bulbs.
Where I’m At Now
Still doing the basics daily, but added silly upgrades. Found this pink Himalayan salt lamp for my nightstand – looks like a sci-fi prop but honestly gives cozy glow. Meditating by imagining pink fog wrapping around my bones.
Biggest win? Not collapsing at 3pm anymore. And Jen keeps texting me stupid cat memes. Jury’s out if it’s genuine cosmic energy or placebo effect – but my life’s objectively improved since embracing the pink. Maybe next I’ll try that green aura money hack…
